Jose Canseco, worried Trump is looking like a ‘Twinkie,’ wants a White House job

President Trump has a pressing vacancy at White House chief of staff, and Jose Canseco knows just who should fill it: Jose Canseco.

The former MLB star and “Celebrity Apprentice” contestant threw his hat in the ring Wednesday — presumably not the same hat off which a baseball bounced for a memorable 1993 home run — as he tweeted at Trump that what the president needed these days was a “Bash Brother,” referring to the nickname for Canseco’s slugging partnership with Mark McGwire on the Oakland A’s. He claimed to “already” have a “secret” plan to reorganize, well, something, possibly the White House.

In addition, the 54-year-old Cuban-American, whose baseball career became known at least as much for his admission of steroid use as for his on-field exploits, told Trump, “Also worried about you looking more like a Twinkie everyday. I will buff you up daily workouts.”

So we’ll see what comes of this. We do know that, with Leader of Body of workers John F. Kelly quickly to go away, Trump continues to be searching for a substitute, having became down Rep. Mark Meadows (R-N.C.) for the activity Wednesday.

In any tournament, if Trump additionally says “Thank you, however no thank you” to Canseco, the latter has lengthy since made it transparent that he’d be glad with any selection of positions within the management. Simply final month, Canseco tweeted that he used to be “desirous about United Countries management.”

Alas, Trump has selected to appoint State Division spokeswoman Heather Nauert to turn into his subsequent U.S. ambassador to the United Countries, after Nikki Haley steps down on the finish of the 12 months. The president additionally controlled to seek out somebody to fill the position of Fed Chair, a role for which Canseco asked in Dec. 2016, when he additionally instructed that he’d make a nice ambassador to Cuba.

Thankfully for Canseco, Trump’s proposed House Power has but to be created, that means that he can nonetheless hope to be named a “starfleet commander.”

The “#canseconaut” tweeted used to be posted a couple of month earlier than the hulking former American League MVP signed with a professional wrestling corporate, Global Elegance Revolution, so no less than he’s now not totally unemployed. In December, he misplaced any shot at holding his activity as an NBC Sports activities California analyst for A’s video games after providing critiques at the #MeToo motion comparable to this: “Those ladies complaining in opposition to sexual misconduct are simply racist in opposition to unsightly males.”

On Wednesday, Canseco it appears discovered, belatedly, that if he sought after to be critically thought to be for the most important position within the White Space, he will have to most probably spell the activity name accurately. Thus a couple of mins after his tweet to Trump, he posted any other one who succinctly demonstrated he used to be mindful the gig isn’t if truth be told referred to as “Leader if Body of workers.”

Now not strangely, that ended in all kinds of replies from different Twitter customers who hadn’t noticed the former tweet and puzzled if Canseco used to be having his personal model of a “covfefe” second, or who merely sought after to play a spherical of fill-in-the-blank. Give the person some credit score: Canseco would possibly not get the executive of personnel gig, however he did a just right activity Wednesday of holding other folks entertained for some time.

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